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Wulfie holds his nose photo

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Please ma'am...

Wino graphic

Get clicking, quick!

Look, this badly-drawn gentleman of the road is desirous to make urgent use of your bathroom.

You have to use the pointy left and right and up and down arrows on your keyboard to guide him there.

But you have to hurry! He can't hold it in much longer!

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