The Lonesome Blues Identikit

Become a blues legend in moments

Ever wished you could have a name like a great blues player but don't have the distinguishing features like a peg leg? Well you need wish no longer, yes Sireee, with the help Doctor Badbreath's Patent Blues Identity Finder, recently discovered during the excavation of a Boogie township in the South Daydream Delta, deep in the imagination of legendary Blues piano-playing webmaster, Howlin' Wulfie Mayfield . . .

Using a translation of Doctor Badbreath's newly-discovered manuscript, some JavaScript and a heap of imagination, you too can find your own authentic, street-credible, low-down and dirty blues name without so much as tuning a guitar. Simply click the link below, follow the simple instructions and in the blink of a JavaScript you're gonna have yourself a whole new, low down dirty identity...